"Tumblr is a safe place"
You wanna know what else is a safe place? Those 6x6, white, padded rooms you see in mental wards.
Seriously, no one should be looking for a place of serenity on the Internet.
I WAS BROWSING YAHOO ANSWERS
I ABSOLUTELY FUCKIGN CA N N NOT BELIEVE THIS
i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.
tips to write college papers
- begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
- erase when finished with the paper
BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS
MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH
“nathan is a poopyhead”
“carlos is a mexican name”
i don’t know what i expected
"Zachary is a jewish name”
this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it
andi is a bad bachelorette?
“emmett is a master builder” damn straight
"Hannah is not a boys name” and “Hannah is a palindrome”
“kami is a chinese word”
“shelby is a boy’s name”
can i have my own unfinished comic now
Sara is an administrator at a bank.
Maggie is a mean drunk
Emily is a theory
Cathy is awesome (also Cathy is a cute kitten) :3
is jennie a nickname for jane
megan is a fruit loop lyrics
audi is a german car
I AM A TRANSFORMER
im trying to think of a caption to add to this but i just cant
here’s that color tutorial some of you have been asking for! this is super wordy, but I promise everything I wrote is important (and I could write more, color theory is so complicated man) sorry for the terrible design, believe me the graphic design side of me is cringing too
group projects when no one knows what they’re doing
evERY TIME I SEE THIS IMAGE I STAR T GIGGLING FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES I WAS IN CLASS AND I THOUGHT OF THIS PICTURE AND I WAS GIGGLING SO MUCH I HAD TO BE SENT OUT AND I ENDED UP GETTING IN REAL TROUBLE AT SCHOOL THIS PICTURE RUINED MY LIFE