Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
- Stay safe
- That’s what they all say
- Different strokes for different folks
- I hope you have the time of your life
- But you have so much to live for
- Please explain
- think of me
- have fun
- good luck
- i expect a full report
shut up, Marco. you’re scared of heights.
"did u dye ur hair red" ummm no its black cherry burgundy brown with an auburn undertone?? duh
We have 3D printers and we discovered a fucking diamond planet and people are still racist do you know how stUPID
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
Kris is a fucking legend. Literally couldn’t have put it better.
Here’s my 2nd year Calarts film!
YOu don’t even understand how big I was smiling while watching this.
oh my god my heart absolutely swelled
#that time u met jesus and he was just like haha check out this sweet yo-yo
Police might have caught her but her hairline is still at the top of their most wanted