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zeldathemes
safety-officer-barto:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

safety-officer-barto:

fsckthesystem:

Goodnight everybody!!

oppressing-all-womyns:

"Tumblr is a safe place"

You wanna know what else is a safe place? Those 6x6, white, padded rooms you see in mental wards.

Seriously, no one should be looking for a place of serenity on the Internet.

shsl-dork:

I WAS BROWSING YAHOO ANSWERS

AND

I ABSOLUTELY FUCKIGN CA N N NOT BELIEVE THIS

avadakedavros:

i work at a gym largely frequented by older women, and today as one of them left after her workout she accidentally pulled the entire door handle off and just slowly looked at her bicep in horror as if she was terrified of her new strength. it was beautiful.

  #mostrarle a la lu  

geometricdeathtrap:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

rachellephant:

tips to write college papers 

  • begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy the experience of my 4-am-redbull-induced-self-hatred-fuelled-writing-extravaganza”
  • erase when finished with the paper

BUT THIS ACTUALLY WORKS

MAKE SURE YOU ERASE IT THOUGH

mini-cinnamini-monster:

peixesgal:

kankriships:

persephinae:

cellosandbowties:

blueboxesandcats:

paperairplanesopenwindows:

rambirdlings:

renaushiromiya:

supershinymagikarp:

sageruto:

queererfacilities:

radicalapollo:

sorry-dong-dong:

beesmygod:

megasonger:

nathan is a poopyhead

image

carlos is a mexican name”

i don’t know what i expected

"Zachary is a jewish name”

this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it

andi is a bad bachelorette?

emmett is a master builder” damn straight

"Hannah is not a boys name” and “Hannah is a palindrome”

kami is a chinese word”
i

shelby is a boy’s name”
can i have my own unfinished comic now

Sara is an administrator at a bank.

Maggie is a mean drunk

Emily is a theory

Cathy is awesome (also Cathy is a cute kitten)  :3

is jennie a nickname for jane

incredible

megan is a fruit loop lyrics

??????????

audi is a german car
I AM A TRANSFORMER

  #kali is a dog  
mariocarey:

im trying to think of a caption to add to this but i just cant

mariocarey:

im trying to think of a caption to add to this but i just cant

seventhlioness:

Jesus

seventhlioness:

Jesus

So who made you break the walls and kidnap Eren?

Anonymous

ask-a-reiner-braun:

image

  #snk    #omg  

rubycurls:

here’s that color tutorial some of you have been asking for! this is super wordy, but I promise everything I wrote is important (and I could write more, color theory is so complicated man) sorry for the terrible design, believe me the graphic design side of me is cringing too

The final drawing!

  #reference  

twinkle-twinkle-little-fuck:

group projects when no one knows what they’re doing

image

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

brandxnewx:

when you flirt with the bae

powflip:

Preface by PowFlip

powflip:

Preface by PowFlip

  #i like this  

amoyed:

is this what heaven looks like

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

monobearr:
evERY TIME I SEE THIS IMAGE I STAR T GIGGLING FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES I WAS IN CLASS AND I THOUGHT OF THIS PICTURE AND I WAS GIGGLING SO MUCH I HAD TO BE SENT OUT AND I ENDED UP GETTING IN REAL TROUBLE AT SCHOOL THIS PICTURE RUINED MY LIFE

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

monobearr:

evERY TIME I SEE THIS IMAGE I STAR T GIGGLING FOR AT LEAST 10 MINUTES I WAS IN CLASS AND I THOUGHT OF THIS PICTURE AND I WAS GIGGLING SO MUCH I HAD TO BE SENT OUT AND I ENDED UP GETTING IN REAL TROUBLE AT SCHOOL THIS PICTURE RUINED MY LIFE

  #mostrarle a la lu